Bald Move Rules

CecilyCecily Cincinnati
I did a quick search and didn't find a thread that had been started for this yet, so forgive me if it has, but I wanted to make sure that the doctrine of Bald Move has been officially writ and hereupon agreed to by all - what are the Bald Move rules?

I'll start:
1) Never talk to cops.


  • JaimieTJaimieT Atlanta, GA
    2) Speak of foreshadowing only in terms of Checkov.
  • 3) Correct pronunciation: optional.
  • 4) Call bowl-shit when you see it, feel it, smell it. 
  • 5.)  Do not refer to a party as a party - es una fiesta!
  • DrKenDrKen Chicago
    6) Transition all conversations with - "AAAAANNNNNYYYYWAYYYY"
  • Garthgou81Garthgou81 Placerville, CA
    edited April 2016
    DrKen said:

    6) Transition all conversations with - "AAAAANNNNNYYYYWAYYYY"

    "Sure, I could buy that...why not?"
  • As I remember it, "play dead" is at #2.
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    edited April 2016
    Sorry, OP. This thread feels like a trap. You could be a cop, so I'm not talking. All further communications will be conducted via interpretive dance.
  • FernNYC17FernNYC17 New York, NY
    Who Shit the sink? will always be referred to as Qui Chier L’évier??
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    This thread appears to have degenerated into Bald Move Dictionary 2.0. We have failed you, @Cecily.
  • Thou shall not put spoilers in the non spoiler thread
  • Thou shall not let Bezos steal pennies
  • Frakkin TFrakkin T Currently Offline
    Weren't there rules about gun safety back in the early days of TWD? I seem to remember a lot of discussion, especially of this: 

  • CecilyCecily Cincinnati
    Haha yes @dee it seems that there are some unspoken rules I was not aware of!
  • MichelleMichelle California
    I wish I could remember which podcast it was where they talked about these rules a little. I think it was within the past couple of months, maybe House of Cards...?
  • TaraC73TaraC73 Manchester NH
    FernNYC17 said:

    Who Shit the sink? will always be referred to as Qui Chier L’évier??

    Absolutely dying over here!!!

    I still think I need to invest in a fake pile of shit for the next family gathering. Lmfao!!!
  • Thou shalt 1 podcast to every 3 binge episodes.
  • edited May 2016
    Rule #43

    Clothes are optional.
  • NathanNathan Winterfell, The North, Westeros
    Rule #7) Always get the season or episode number wrong on the iTunes feed.

  • When talking about chaps, one must refer to them as "assless chaps".
  • HeffHeff Connecticut
    Does mean that the proper way to refer to a group of guys wearing chaps is "the assless chaps chaps?"
  • A_Ron_HubbardA_Ron_Hubbard Cincinnati, OH
    When we get the wiki up, rule number 1 would be, never talk to cops, rule number 2 would be if you somehow survive some type of massacre, always play dead until the coast is clear and rule number 3 would be "I forget".  Inevitably, someone will be listening to our archives one day, and will hear us say rule #3, and then email us.  We'll miss the first two or three, but the fourth guy or gal will be seen and the mystery of the third rule will be solved for all time. 
  • FernNYC17FernNYC17 New York, NY
    Was Listening to some past Podcast and had to mention this one here before i forget

    All Decisions in Bald Move will be decided by the "Coin of Doom"
  • WarpFoxWarpFox Nashville, TN
    Should be a rule against A.Ron's pet peeve, the dreaded "tonal clash."
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