I'm shipping everyone now

akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
I'm out of my anti-shipping mood and now I am shipping people just for fun.

1) Arya and Podrick (seriously, this is what started me on my shipping journey today)
2) Thormund and Brienne obviously
3) Littlefinger and Euron Greyjoy, I mean think about it, it would be perfect.
4) Theon and Melisandre, if anyone could figure out what to do with him, she could
5) Yara and Brienne (after Thormund dies a glorious death at the Wall)
6) Dany and Robyn Arryn (if she's going to make a political marriage she should go for the guy with the biggest, mostly unbattered army)
7) Jon Snow and the little Mormont chick (after she becomes of legal consent age)
8) The two kids who Jon Snow said that he wouldn't punish because of what their fathers did
9) Jorah Mormont and Brienne, after Yara dies doing some stupid Yara shit


hmm who else??
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  • Angie, how do you feel about coffee vs Tea?
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  • I think Sansa should end up with Tyrion, but this time, after everything, she actually wants to be with him. How crazy would that be?
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)

    Do yourself a favor and just read the leaks. It seems like a better option than the bi-polar swings on Jon&Dany.  Also just to be clear I havent read any of the leaks and only quasi heard some small part of a leak regarding Jamie on a podcast before I turned it off.  

    I had a lobotomy and I am feeling much better now.
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    Travis said:

    I think Sansa should end up with Tyrion, but this time, after everything, she actually wants to be with him. How crazy would that be?

    Interesting... interesting. Like she realizes... out of all of my marriage experiences, this one turned out the best, so let's do this! Also she's like double his height so that would be cool.
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    KingKobra said:

    Angie, how do you feel about coffee vs Tea?

    I enjoy both
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)

    KingKobra said:

    Angie, how do you feel about coffee vs Tea?

    I enjoy both
    Oolong tea is the tea that was promised!
    I will admit that I drink more coffee but my husband is into tea, so sometimes I drink his. And I love Oolong!
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    OK but seriously, guys... Arya and Pod. What a couple. I'm feeling it.
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  • Travis said:

    I think Sansa should end up with Tyrion, but this time, after everything, she actually wants to be with him. How crazy would that be?

    I actually think that would be a good character arc for her, going from the girl for whom the handsome prince was all she could see, to seeing the handsome prince in an ugly shell.

    Also, if she doesn't wind up being the Stark of Winterfell she could end up going from being the daughter of the Warden of the North to the Wife of the Warden of the East (Tyrion if he becomes the heir of Casterly Rock).
    Travis
  • TravisTravis CA
    edited August 9
    gjulleen said:

    Travis said:

    I think Sansa should end up with Tyrion, but this time, after everything, she actually wants to be with him. How crazy would that be?

    I actually think that would be a good character arc for her, going from the girl for whom the handsome prince was all she could see, to seeing the handsome prince in an ugly shell.

    Also, if she doesn't wind up being the Stark of Winterfell she could end up going from being the daughter of the Warden of the North to the Wife of the Warden of the East (Tyrion if he becomes the heir of Casterly Rock).
    Right?! I never really thought about it until reading this thread, and I kind of started it as a joke, but I agree. It would be a very cool arc of her character's evolution. Granted, the age gap still does make it kind of icky, but it's Westeros and Westeros is kind of an icky place in these arenas. I'm certain that it won't happen, but I'm into it! Given who is left on the board for her, she could do a hell of a lot worse and I'm not sure that she could do a whole lot better. Who is she going to end up with otherwise, fucking Dickon?

    Also, @akritenbrink save me a seat on the Arya/Pod bus. I can dig it. Good call.
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  • Travis said:



    Right?! I never really thought about it until reading this thread, and I kind of started it as a joke, but I agree. It would be a very cool arc of her character's evolution. Granted, the age gap still does make it kind of icky, but it's Westeros and Westeros is kind of an icky place in these arenas. I'm certain that it won't happen, but I'm into it!

    I'm not trying to be argumentative, I honestly don't know what the age gap is supposed to be? I put him at early 30s, which is twice her age, but only by about 15 years? My parents are 10 years apart.
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  • cdrivecdrive Houston, TX
    Did anyone say Meera and Yara yet? Because Meera and Yara.
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  • gjulleen said:

    Travis said:



    Right?! I never really thought about it until reading this thread, and I kind of started it as a joke, but I agree. It would be a very cool arc of her character's evolution. Granted, the age gap still does make it kind of icky, but it's Westeros and Westeros is kind of an icky place in these arenas. I'm certain that it won't happen, but I'm into it!

    I'm not trying to be argumentative, I honestly don't know what the age gap is supposed to be? I put him at early 30s, which is twice her age, but only by about 15 years? My parents are 10 years apart.
    It's true that it may not be as bad as I'm thinking. I'm mostly framing it from their first go around when she was a kid and he was 30+. She has grown up a bit since then so maybe I'm overstating it in my mind. It's not so much the age gap itself, but her age as a starting point, you know?
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    The age thing doesn't bother me. Even in this day and age, it's not unusual for a young woman to marry an older man. As long as everyone's legal, I'm OK with it. 
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    cdrive said:

    Did anyone say Meera and Yara yet? Because Meera and Yara.

    Hmm not bad.
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    I thought of another one: Gendry + A Mermaid
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  • Vasilnate1Vasilnate1 Salem, MA
    You think Arya is ready for Pod the Rod!  I mean, she did take a dagger to the gut and survive, but Pod could really hurt her ;-)
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  • 1. Arya and Pod. I have thought this is a good match for a while now. They have both been under the wing of very capable mentors. I don't think I need to go into Arya. Pod learn from Tyrion, and proved to be a sponge, and capable himself. Then he is with Brienne and at first was pretty much useless in the field. He couldn't ride, start a camp fire, skin a rabbit, or fight. He proved a quick study and his bravery, so Brienne decided to train him. Fighting is the only thing he has struggled with. Anyway I think they would make a great team. And I'm sure he can make her "feel good"

    2. Thormund and Brienne. I know he really likes her but she just isn't feeing it. Her and Jamie should have their fairytale ending.

    3. Little finger and Euron, I don't like it. I don't have an alternative but it just doesn't feel right.

    4. Theon and Mel. I'm not feeling that either, it almost seems like ur not taking this seriously. Theon should join the black. I'm shipping Mel with Fire, she is going to be a fire sacrifice.

    5. Yara and Brienne won't work see #2. Yara is going to Merreen and hoping up with Daario. She won't make him forget Danny but they will have a lot of great fuk sessions and adventures.

    6. Danny and Robin. Sorry no matter how much u want to fight it, it's gonna be some sweet sweaty Aunt on nephew action. For Robin I'm going with the opposite attracts thing and ship him with Lyanna Mormount

    7. Jon snow and Lyanna. See #6.

    8. Ned umber and Alice karstak. I'm feeling this one. Can you imagine how huge their kids will be. They will rival the Cleganes.

    9. Jorah and Brienne. Do you hate her she deserves better than the heartache you have in store for her. Danny is gonna throw Jorah some before she get with Jon. He is so backed up he is going to have the big death instead of the little death.

    Now for mine

    10. Sansa and the Hound

    11. Tyrion and his first wife

    12. Bronn and bad pussy (she has the antidote and is paying dead)

  • cdrivecdrive Houston, TX
    I miss the Brienne & Jaime ship. He fought a fuckin bear for her! Saved her from rape. But they're just too star-crossed.
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  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    edited August 10
    Dickon and Drogon. "I didn't expect it to smell like that."
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    I was NEVER on board with the Brienne and Jaime shipping. I get why people do it but it's too much of a mismatch for me. 

    I forgot to ship Dickon with someone... If he's still alive, I am going to say... That one maid that always works for Cersei. 
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  • MichelleMichelle California
    Sansa and Dickon, anyone?
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    Michelle said:

    Sansa and Dickon, anyone?

    Wow. This is so obvious I can't believe I didn't think of it. It would obviously take some political changes but... And wow their kids would be tall!!
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    I thought of another one on my commute.

    Wight Hodor + The Wildling woman who was taken down by the little kid Wights and became a Wight herself!
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  • pavlovsbellpavlovsbell Brooklyn, NY
    Dickon is a good match for Sansa -- everyone from Sam's family except Randyll is just so nice. But I don't ship anyone for Sansa. Poor girl has been used as a pawn, chattel, and rape victim for so long that I just want her to choose for herself, if she ever wants to.

    I can't ship Brienne with Tormund. He clearly makes her uncomfortable, and I'm a Jaime/Brienne shipper anyway.

    Daenerys and Jon. I am here for it.

    I noticed Pod admiring Arya, but I'm an Arya/Gendry shipper. It's the Stark/Baratheon alliance that would work. Maybe Pod for Sansa if/when she's ready for a relationship. He's kind, eager to please, and loyal as hell. 

    Ned: "When you're old enough, I'll find you a match with some worthy of you. Someone brave, gentle, and strong."
    Sansa: "But I don't want someone brave, gentle, and strong. I want Joffrey!"
    Arya: "Seven hells."
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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    Are there even any other Baratheons left? Even all the fake Baratheons are dead. 

    I don't think Arya needs much out of a guy but Pod was a freak in the sheets and I like that for her.

    I do agree for the most part about not shipping Sansa at all. But if she did choose Dickon, it would be heavenly.

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  • Dickon and Sansa would be a great political match, future (likely) wardens of the north and south--she could do much worse.

    Yep, I'm an enormous dick...  on and Sansa fan.

    I'm sorry, I can't stop.
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  • Meera and Pod. That girl deserves some good lovin after dragging Bran all around the North

    -Jaime and Bronn (I kinda think Bronn might be a bit into Jaime

    But, my most serious ship is Jaime and Brienne
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  • You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Sansa and Dickon is an outrage! Well... maybe... aw man. No! I don't want a reason to root for god damned, Dickon. Ugh. I guess it does make sense with the way they're setting him up, and assuming they arc him out the way they seem to be starting to he does kind of represent everything she's always wanted (he does have that sort of Prince Charming-y look thing going on, and based on this week's episode maybe he is a pretty decent guy) and she does deserve that after everything. Man...

    (I literally had that conversation with myself as I processed and ultimately got on board with DickSansa). Still not happy about it though. Not yet at least. 

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  • akritenbrinkakritenbrink Lynnwood, WA (Seattle area)
    It's definitely a stretch considering their families are not even close to being allied at the moment.
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  • Arya + The Hound
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