The Bald Move Community Citizenship Test

Travis

So with the Bald Move Olympics talk and @letrbuck2006 threatening to bring in ringers for curling I think a Citizenship test is necessary to thwart this potential underhandedness! (really it just sounds like a fun little exercise). So, all in good fun and silliness, what are things that any Citizen of the Bald Move Community should know?

One thing that came to my mind is: What is Jim's real name? (do not disclose the answer to this in posts, I don't think he would like that. Also that might be too tough of a question to be a qualifier. I know a fair amount of people around here know it, but not sure how wide that net is.)

Anyhoo, remember all in good fun, what say you?

Ready. Set. GO!

KingKobra

This seems like a trap set up by the segrationist pineapple on pizza loving leadership. Come one come all to the rebellion to fight this tyranny!! #fightthepower  

kuman07

His first name is so obviously Cletus 

Frakkin T

Question 1: Should you ever talk to cops?

Travis

KingKobra said:

This seems like a trap set up by the segrationist pineapple on pizza loving leadership. Come one come all to the rebellion to fight this tyranny!! #fightthepower  

#PineappleRights #JusticeForPineapples #HideYourAvocados

kuman07 said:

His first name is so obviously Cletus 

Dude, what part of "don't disclose Jim's real name escaped you?" C'mon man. Party foul.

Michelle

Question 2:  What does 'sheikh money' refer to?

KingKobra

Travis said:

KingKobra said:

This seems like a trap set up by the segrationist pineapple on pizza loving leadership. Come one come all to the rebellion to fight this tyranny!! #fightthepower  

#PineappleRights #JusticeForPineapples #HideYourAvocados

kuman07 said:

His first name is so obviously Cletus 

Dude, what part of "don't disclose Jim's real name escaped you?" C'mon man. Party foul.

Avacados are worse, we are coming for those too. Pineapples are fine, it’s the pineapple on pizza living yokels that have you infiltrated the ranks. 

Flukes

Question 3: What does TOTTDAB stand for?

Nickplay

Flukes said:

Question 3: What does TOTTDAB stand for?

I’m going to see if my memory servers me here. Things that drive A.Ron batshit? My letters don’t match yours. 

Travis

Flukes said:

Question 3: What does TOTTDAB stand for?

I don't think I know that one. Oh no!

Michelle

Flukes said:

Question 3: What does TOTTDAB stand for?

I'm lost on this one, although I feel like the answer's *right there*.

telephoneofmadness

Barley =
a) a cereal grain
b) intellect

Pronounce the name "Martínez" correctly.

Flukes

Nickplay said:

Flukes said:

Question 3: What does TOTTDAB stand for?

I’m going to see if my memory servers me here. Things that drive A.Ron batshit? My letters don’t match yours. 

That's it, but I've known it as That One Thing That Drives A-Ron Batshit

Travis

Ah, ok. I was feeling like I should have known that. Whew! Ha!

@telephoneofmadness I was thinking about a Martinez themed question too. Ha!

Finish this statement: Damn it feels good to be a _____________
(too obscure?)

MmmBop

1. Never talk to the cops. Lawyer up.
2. If you are in an active shooting situation and you do not have the ability help or end the situation, the best course of action to preserve your own life is to pretend to be dead.
3. ???
4. If you have an itchy ass, get checked for worms  

Michelle

Question # whatever:  Please write a brief paragraph describing the feral camels of Australia and the damage/havoc they wreak over an entire community.

aki

Who is Guy Ferrari?

Hatorian

Q: Star Trek + A(B) = Bald Move

gguenot

What’s Jim’s choice of sock color?

JoshTheBlack

How do you pronounce bullshit?

Dummy

I can't think of a question, but I love the idea of making a test for citizenship with questions so obscure that Jim and Aron would both potentially fail. 

Noel

What is Aron’s son’s name?

DoubleA_Ron

Deep cut for the gamers: who fucks potatoes?

Travis

DoubleA_Ron said:

Deep cut for the gamers: who fucks potatoes?

I don't know the answer to this, but I'm certain it's hilarious.

Flukes

DoubleA_Ron said:

Deep cut for the gamers: who fucks potatoes?

I wanna say Ser Alliser Thorne

FernNYC17

What is the Meaning of Qui Chier L’évier!

letrbuck2006

I feel like I'd do a solid D+ on this Citizenship test.  I definitely know some of these but there's a fair amount that I have no clue.  I don't think the fact I'm only about a year long listener of Bald Move helps matters. 

I want to apologize to everybody now that fails this test and gets kicked out of the community (100% joking) because my bringing of the Olympic Curling team to our Bald Move Olympics seems to have brought this up.  

TaraC73

Is it necessary to say “assless chaps” or are chaps inherently assless?

Who is Mike the ManTrout?

Travis

letrbuck2006 said:

I feel like I'd do a solid D+ on this Citizenship test.  I definitely know some of these but there's a fair amount that I have no clue.  I don't think the fact I'm only about a year long listener of Bald Move helps matters. 

I want to apologize to everybody now that fails this test and gets kicked out of the community (100% joking) because my bringing of the Olympic Curling team to our Bald Move Olympics seems to have brought this up.  

Ha! Hell, it's a thread that I started and I wonder how well I would fair.

Also, I can't read the tone (one of the downsides to text based communication), but I was assuming that was a lighter "ha-ha" tone and not one of feeling alienated. I was more interested in playing the reference game than anything resembling an exclusionary tone and I'm really sincerely sorry if that was the product. One of the things that I love about this forum is it's a very inviting place. I hate to think that I could have violated that. One of the stories that for some reason still annoys me more than half a lifetime later was when some asshole clerk at a record store pretentiously/dismissively accused me of buying a Smiths record for Girlfriend in a Coma. It was a small thing, but such a symbol for that mentality that I hate that it has stuck with me literally decades later. The last thing I want to do is come off as "that guy." So, hopefully I got the tone right and it was a lighter one, but like I said, I'm sincerely sorry if that is incorrect.

letrbuck2006

Travis said:

letrbuck2006 said:

I feel like I'd do a solid D+ on this Citizenship test.  I definitely know some of these but there's a fair amount that I have no clue.  I don't think the fact I'm only about a year long listener of Bald Move helps matters. 

I want to apologize to everybody now that fails this test and gets kicked out of the community (100% joking) because my bringing of the Olympic Curling team to our Bald Move Olympics seems to have brought this up.  

Ha! Hell, it's a thread that I started and I wonder how well I would fair.

Also, I can't read the tone (one of the downsides to text based communication), but I was assuming that was a lighter "ha-ha" tone and not one of feeling alienated. I was more interested in playing the reference game than anything resembling an exclusionary tone and I'm really sincerely sorry if that was the product. One of the things that I love about this forum is it's a very inviting place. I hate to think that I could have violated that. One of the stories that for some reason still annoys me more than half a lifetime later was when some asshole clerk at a record store pretentiously/dismissively accused me of buying a Smiths record for Girlfriend in a Coma. It was a small thing, but such a symbol for that mentality that I hate that it has stuck with me literally decades later. The last thing I want to do is come off as "that guy." So, hopefully I got the tone right and it was a lighter one, but like I said, I'm sincerely sorry if that is incorrect.

100% a light hearted haha type tone.  Even when I first jumped into the forums it was always very inviting and that's what I love about the Bald Move community.  You definitely don't come across as "that guy."  I laughed out loud at calling me out on being a ringer and bringing in some pros.  

Travis

letrbuck2006 said:

Travis said:

letrbuck2006 said:

I feel like I'd do a solid D+ on this Citizenship test.  I definitely know some of these but there's a fair amount that I have no clue.  I don't think the fact I'm only about a year long listener of Bald Move helps matters. 

I want to apologize to everybody now that fails this test and gets kicked out of the community (100% joking) because my bringing of the Olympic Curling team to our Bald Move Olympics seems to have brought this up.  

Ha! Hell, it's a thread that I started and I wonder how well I would fair.

Also, I can't read the tone (one of the downsides to text based communication), but I was assuming that was a lighter "ha-ha" tone and not one of feeling alienated. I was more interested in playing the reference game than anything resembling an exclusionary tone and I'm really sincerely sorry if that was the product. One of the things that I love about this forum is it's a very inviting place. I hate to think that I could have violated that. One of the stories that for some reason still annoys me more than half a lifetime later was when some asshole clerk at a record store pretentiously/dismissively accused me of buying a Smiths record for Girlfriend in a Coma. It was a small thing, but such a symbol for that mentality that I hate that it has stuck with me literally decades later. The last thing I want to do is come off as "that guy." So, hopefully I got the tone right and it was a lighter one, but like I said, I'm sincerely sorry if that is incorrect.

100% a light hearted haha type tone.  Even when I first jumped into the forums it was always very inviting and that's what I love about the Bald Move community.  You definitely don't come across as "that guy."  I laughed out loud at calling me out on being a ringer and bringing in some pros.  

Ha! Awesome! I'm relieved to hear it. Thanks, man.