IMPORTANT: The Proper Way to Take Your Shoes/Socks Off
I had a very important stoner/ shower thought.
I firmly believe that there is one and only one way to take your shoes and socks off at the end of the day. This argument is dependent on one agreeing that taking your shoes and socks off feels really good.
Claim: taking off a shoe followed by removing the sock from the foot you just took the shoe off of then repeating the process on the other foot is objectively superior to taking off both shoes then taking off both socks.
Support: if you remove the items shoe, sock, shoe sock, you get the complete and focused enjoyment of one foot being freed. That wave of comfy flowing over you WHILE you begin to undress your other foot. Then, you get the second wave blossom from your foot and up your leg.
Counter: if you remove the items shoe, shoe, sock, sock, yes, you get a potentially more satisfying burst.
Rebuttal: Perhaps, but it lasts the same duration as one of the feet of the shoe, sock, shoe, sock method.
Counter: Yea, but only serial killers do shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
Rebuttal: False. That only applies to putting your shoes and socks ON. I support sock, sock, shoe, shoe for putting the articles on. I agree that sock, shoe, sock, shoe is the serial killer method.
Conclusion: As you can see, the superior and only method that should be practiced and taught is removing shoe sock, shoe, sock.
I firmly believe that there is one and only one way to take your shoes and socks off at the end of the day. This argument is dependent on one agreeing that taking your shoes and socks off feels really good.
Claim: taking off a shoe followed by removing the sock from the foot you just took the shoe off of then repeating the process on the other foot is objectively superior to taking off both shoes then taking off both socks.
Support: if you remove the items shoe, sock, shoe sock, you get the complete and focused enjoyment of one foot being freed. That wave of comfy flowing over you WHILE you begin to undress your other foot. Then, you get the second wave blossom from your foot and up your leg.
Counter: if you remove the items shoe, shoe, sock, sock, yes, you get a potentially more satisfying burst.
Rebuttal: Perhaps, but it lasts the same duration as one of the feet of the shoe, sock, shoe, sock method.
Counter: Yea, but only serial killers do shoe, sock, shoe, sock.
Rebuttal: False. That only applies to putting your shoes and socks ON. I support sock, sock, shoe, shoe for putting the articles on. I agree that sock, shoe, sock, shoe is the serial killer method.
Conclusion: As you can see, the superior and only method that should be practiced and taught is removing shoe sock, shoe, sock.
Comments
I think I rarely take socks off at the same time as shoes unless I was doing physical activity like running or hiking. In that case, getting my feet out of their sweaty shoe tombs is priority number one. Then I peel off the socks and hurl them at the hamper* with disdain.
*I usually hurl them on the floor.
i have this weird thing where i like things to be even on my body, like i won't get one hand wet without also getting the other wet. I won't have one sleeve up and one down and if i scratch an itch on my left side i'll probably end up scratching the same place on my right. All of which is to say that if you go shoe-sock-shoe-sock you're probably history's greatest monster. Putting them on it's sock-sock-shoe-shoe and taking them off it's shoe-shoe-sock-sock. I can't understand how you can be ok with having one foot completely naked and the other fully clothed, even if only for 10 seconds.
I do like your theory though! I wear mostly flip flops, sandals, & flats but I’ll try it out the next time I wear tennies. Let’s see if the gummies-fueled epiphany holds up!
That being said I take my socks off with my toes like a mutant so what do I know
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...Why is this even a debate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk