Favorite Pete Campbell Quotes
That is a very sensitive piece of horseflesh. He shouldn't
Not Great Bob!
The King Ordered It!
Jiminy Christmas. Think you're going to begin your life over and
do it right. But what if you never get past the beginning again?
You know that she's every bit as good as any woman in this
Don't act like you had a plan. You're Tarzan, swinging from
vine to vine.
How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's
a shameful, shameful day!
He didn't ask you because he thinks you're a homo.
You did what was best for you because you're impatient and
childish. You had a tantrum on a full page in the New York Times.
The whole country is drinking!
I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to
Kenny and his haircut.
Why does it have to be like this? Why can't I get anything
good all at once?
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Take
it down with the first shot or you scare it away. Then sometimes you have to go
up and finish it off. Then you tie it to the bumper and go home. But do you
know what I've always wanted to do? I would pick it up, throw its back legs
over my shoulder, and I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin.
And there, I'd hang it up between a couple of trees, cut it open, and drain it,
dress it. Then I'd take my big hunting knife and I'd cut this loin right out
the side. And I'd go into the cabin and there'd be this woman waiting for me.
Standing by one of those old stoves with a big black pipe. And I'd hand it to
her and she'd put it in a cast iron skillet and then I'd sit at the table. And
she'd bring it to me. And I'd wipe my knife on my knee. And then I would eat
it. While she watches.
This is ridiculous. If I’m going to die, I want to die in
Well, as they used to say at the freshman mixer, when you
get a yes, you go home.
Let me speak to the manager . . . Of the republic of
dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
It turns out he wanted something we weren't prepared to
give. Something very unorthodox.
My mother can go to hell, and Ted Chaogh can fly her there
I asked for a doctor and you sent me a rapist
Well I’m the president of the Howdy Doody Circus Army
Christ on a cracker, where do you get off?
Hells Bells Trudy! That’s
final! You do not speak to me that way!
I can use my expense account if I say they're whores
You’re not just pathetic, you’re selfish
She loved the sea
Stable is that step backwards between successful and failing
I’m drinking rum!
Did you know we were in the presence of a bona-fide
Well, as the Bible says, enjoy your fatted calf
You don’t get to forbid me