The Velocipastor - Amazon Prime
"After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil -- and ninjas."
Anybody seen this gem? Somebody at the bald move community either has already or will enjoy this $35,000 horror-comedy masterpiece. I don't usually go for this type of stuff but it is 70 minutes of absolutely perfect garbage and the director sure is in on the joke and lets the viewer go along for the ride. Everyone I implore you to take an hour of your time for this free on Amazon-prime treasure.