What kind of crazy person looks at all the flavors of Ice Cream in a grocery store and picks Mint Chocolate Chip? I'm going back to assuming that those people don't exist and that grocery stores put it on their shelves as a joke product.
You yoof don’t even know you’re alive. When I was a kid and thought ice cream was actually a good thing, mint choc chip was the most exotic, amazing flavour available. At home it never got fancier than no name brand Neapolitan with my dad eating the lion’s share of the chocolate. On the rare (very rare!) occasions I got ice cream IN A CONE, mint choc chip was a special treat.
Damn, Dee, I am so sorry. I knew things were rough over there, but this???? I guess all the spiders and kangaroos are stealing all the good ice cream and leaving you with the trash. Granted, I might prefer actual trash to mint chocolate chip, but that is still no way to grow up.
Don't get me started on how peace with spiders ruined the best icecream in the multiverse.
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