It was suggested in the other thread that we should have a place for long time forum members to formally introduce themselves since they missed their opportunity over the years, and why not? Here is your free-wheeling, in-joke, deep lore place to welcome and reacquaint yourselves with each other.
To get things started, I'm Aron. I've been a Bald Mover for just over 10 years now. Honestly can't believe this is still a thing. I live in Cincinnati, OH with my wife @Cecily and my son Jack. The only thing I like more than a good story is learning something new about the world or the universe and how we relate to same.