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JoshTheBlack said:#NotASerialKiller but I put my footwear on Sock>Shoe; Sock>Shoe. You can't be contaminating the sock before it goes into the shoe. Otherwise, you have a dirty sock AND a dirty shoe. I know it's neurotic. My floors are freshly vacuumed. It might be the result of buying stupid expensive socks ($15-20 USD/pair) and the cognitive dissonance that begets.
OldGriswold said:Who the fuck does shoe sock shoe sock
That being said I take my socks off with my toes like a mutant so what do I know
Marry me?Flukes said:Assuming you're a sane person and take both socks off at the same time and shoes are right out, the proper technique is to use only your feet for the operation.
1. Have socks on.
2. Grasp the top of the left sock using the first two toes of the still-socked right foot.
3. Pull the left sock down and off using your right foot. Be sure to keep the left sock held between your right toes.
4. Grasp the top of the right sock using the first two toes of the now un-socked left foot.
5. Pull the right sock down and off using the left foot while pulling the left sock into the right sock to form a sock bundle.
6. Use kicking motion to fling the sock bundle at the nearest spouse, child, or other family member.
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1 Puppeteers wearing socks on their hands are violating natural laws and do not deserve our consideration.
rkcrawf said:All these gripes about Arya. Gendry was the only one that saw her coming.
(Stolen from the internet)