This reminds me of a store that used be around in my hometown. It was called "Jinder's Spices & Movies" Just like the sign in that pic, "Jinder's Spices" was written really large and the "& movies" was much smaller and tacked on like it was an afterthought. I didn't know anyone who'd ever been there but one time my friends and I had smoked some pot and wanted to rent a movie but all of us owed late charges to the main video rental store so we decided to check out Jinder's Spices & Movies. When we got there, it was just like a (small) video rental store - no spices anywhere in sight. I asked the person working there where the spices were and she told me that they'd stopped selling spices years ago. My friend (and please remember, we were maybe 15 years old and stoned!) yelled out "Don't you think it's time for a new fucking sign?!" We got kicked out, sans movie
It's also worth mentioning that Jinder's Spices & Movies wasn't the weirdest store in town. I forget the name of the place, but I used to buy my comicbooks from a dry cleaners. It was all one open area, but one side of the store was a comic book shop and the other side was a dry cleaners, both serviced by the same staff, used the same cashier etc. It was bizarre listening to the same staff answering questions like "Do you have Amazing Spider-Man #238?" and "Can you get this plumb sauce stain out of my white blouse?"
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I went paragliding one time, and when I asked about paying, the guy laughed and said "pay at the end; we only charge if you land alive."
The "if you can't afford a suit, one will be provided for you" defense strategy.