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  • My cable company provides a service where I push a button on my cable remote control and can give it voice commands (it's similar to like an Amazon Alexa).

    I wanted to hear a particular song, but it wasn't quite getting me.  Anyone care to guess what I was trying to listen to?

    Attempt #1:



    Attempt #2


  • CoryCory New Scotland
    So many options. Each with its own psychological meaning  ;)


    1) Triangles
    2)  Longtangles
    3) Rectangles
    4) Crustless

    I very rarely cut it these days though, I just eat the crust off and then eat the bread.  I'm all sophisticated now, even eat it wearing my robe.
    DeeTeresa from Concord
  • CoryCory New Scotland
    Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

    The real answer is Mayo. Miracle Whip is best in the trash can.
    They are both as disgusting as cheese whiz.

    Lard in a jar.

    *resists the urge to vomit*
    Noel
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    All I’m saying is if you are wondering if anyone you know has killed someone, take a good hard look at the rectangle people. 




    CretanBullChinaskiTeresa from Concordcdrive
  • Some mashups are genuinely great tracks.

    Some mashups are terrible, Frankenstein monsters that shouldn’t exist.

    Some mashups are interesting, but mostly just weird.

    Here’s a mashup that (arguably) fits all of these descriptions.

    Kanye vs. The B-52’s...

    https://youtu.be/TCzZKlAbPm4
  • Teresa from ConcordTeresa from Concord Concord, California
    Cory said:
    Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

    The real answer is Mayo. Miracle Whip is best in the trash can.
    They are both as disgusting as cheese whiz.

    Lard in a jar.

    *resists the urge to vomit*
    I’m a mustard only gal. Mayo just looks wrong. And mustard has 0 calories (unless you get fancy mustard) 
  • CoryCory New Scotland
    Cory said:
    Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

    The real answer is Mayo. Miracle Whip is best in the trash can.
    They are both as disgusting as cheese whiz.

    Lard in a jar.

    *resists the urge to vomit*
    I’m a mustard only gal. Mayo just looks wrong. And mustard has 0 calories (unless you get fancy mustard) 
    Mustard wins the award for the worst smell.

    Ketchup only for me.
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    edited February 2021
    There are two types of people in the world: Buffy the movie and Buffy the TV show. 

    I’m just gonna say it: Buffy the movie. Not a fan of the show.
  • Teresa from ConcordTeresa from Concord Concord, California

    I’m a mustard only gal. Mayo just looks wrong. And mustard has 0 calories (unless you get fancy mustard) 
    Mustard wins the award for the worst smell.

    Ketchup only for me.
    On a sandwich?
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA

    I’m a mustard only gal. Mayo just looks wrong. And mustard has 0 calories (unless you get fancy mustard) 
    Mustard wins the award for the worst smell.

    Ketchup only for me.
    On a sandwich?
    haha i wondered the same. just figured it was a savage canadian thing. 
    Teresa from ConcordMichelle
  • Dee said:
    There are two types of people in the world: Buffy the movie and Buffy the TV show. 

    I’m just gonna say it: Buffy the movie. Not a fan of the show.

    I proposed a 3rd type - those of us who have never seen either.

    I have a little story about meeting one of the cast members, she was on the show for sure - not sure if she was in the movie or not.  It was a long time ago, like late 90's (maybe early 2000's, but I'm pretty sure it was 98-99 or so)  I was at an after-hours party in Toronto and a girl who had been hanging out with my friend Hollie came over to me, asked me if I smoked, I didn't, but she asked if I'd step outside with her so she wouldn't be alone as she had a smoke.  I had like 5-10 mins of pretty awkward small talk about how each of us knew Hollie (she told me that Hollie, who is a hairdresser, did her hair) and then went back inside and I didn't talk to her again until we said good bye at the end of the night (or rather, early morning - we stay at that party until like 4 or 5am!).  A week or so later I was standing in line to buy my lunch at work and I saw the girl that I met at the party on the cover of a teen magazine, it was Eliza Dushku.
    Dee
  • First. Run. Bald. Movie...

    ChinaskicalebthrowerFreddycdrive
  • JoshuaHeterJoshuaHeter Omaha, NE
    edited March 2021
    “... and I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free...”


  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    prob did it on purpose. Jesse Watters thinks he's a comedian. that guy sucks so bad.
  • CoryCory New Scotland
    edited March 2021

    I’m a mustard only gal. Mayo just looks wrong. And mustard has 0 calories (unless you get fancy mustard) 
    Mustard wins the award for the worst smell.

    Ketchup only for me.
    On a sandwich?
    Here we go... a burger is a sandwich!  smiley
  • CoryCory New Scotland
    Dee said:
    There are two types of people in the world: Buffy the movie and Buffy the TV show. 

    I’m just gonna say it: Buffy the movie. Not a fan of the show.

    I proposed a 3rd type - those of us who have never seen either.

    I have a little story about meeting one of the cast members, she was on the show for sure - not sure if she was in the movie or not.  It was a long time ago, like late 90's (maybe early 2000's, but I'm pretty sure it was 98-99 or so)  I was at an after-hours party in Toronto and a girl who had been hanging out with my friend Hollie came over to me, asked me if I smoked, I didn't, but she asked if I'd step outside with her so she wouldn't be alone as she had a smoke.  I had like 5-10 mins of pretty awkward small talk about how each of us knew Hollie (she told me that Hollie, who is a hairdresser, did her hair) and then went back inside and I didn't talk to her again until we said good bye at the end of the night (or rather, early morning - we stay at that party until like 4 or 5am!).  A week or so later I was standing in line to buy my lunch at work and I saw the girl that I met at the party on the cover of a teen magazine, it was Eliza Dushku.
    Cool, cool.
    I should have known from the smoking, but I was 100% sure it was going to be Mercedes McNab (she's Canadian).

    Most of Dushku's episodes were in the '98-'99 TV season.

    I don't think there's a single actor that was in both the movie and series, actually, I think Buffy is the only character that was in both (aside from a flashback in the TV series).
    CretanBull
  • This is how the Buffalo Bills celebrated Pi Day a few years ago. It’s pretty neat I guess, especially because, if they had extended it by just 2 more digits, the next player would be (you guessed it)... 

    O.J. Simpson.

    HatoriancdriveLab_GirlCretanBull
  • This is how the Buffalo Bills celebrated Pi Day a few years ago. It’s pretty neat I guess, especially because, if they had extended it by just 2 more digits, the next player would be (you guessed it)... 

    O.J. Simpson.


    The Buffalo Bills are my adoptive team (that I've never actually watched!).
    cdriveJoshuaHeter
  • JoshTheBlackJoshTheBlack Atlanta, GA
    Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
    Japanese Kewpie Mayo.  Ooooh mommy.


    Also, who cuts their toast/sandwiches?  I mean, I cut it with my teeth when I take a bite.  Honestly, not a huge fan of sandwiches anyway.  As far as toast, I find a full slice holds the jam better than a slice that has been cut. 
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    The other day I was looking up the origins of IOOF because reasons and the Wikipedia page about Oddfellows has this picture of some dude and I’ve been thinking about it ever since because why wouldn’t you say to the painter, “Hey, can you make me look NOT cross eyed?” 


  • Dee said:
    The other day I was looking up the origins of IOOF because reasons and the Wikipedia page about Oddfellows has this picture of some dude and I’ve been thinking about it ever since because why wouldn’t you say to the painter, “Hey, can you make me look NOT cross eyed?” 



    In fairness to the painter, he was painting an odd fellow ;)
  • cdrivecdrive Houston, TX
    Best part about Irish slammers is having Irish cream the following days for coffee.   ;) 




    Freddy
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Dee said:
    The other day I was looking up the origins of IOOF because reasons and the Wikipedia page about Oddfellows has this picture of some dude and I’ve been thinking about it ever since because why wouldn’t you say to the painter, “Hey, can you make me look NOT cross eyed?” 



    In fairness to the painter, he was painting an odd fellow ;)

    CretanBull
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Dee said:
    The other day I was looking up the origins of IOOF because reasons and the Wikipedia page about Oddfellows has this picture of some dude and I’ve been thinking about it ever since because why wouldn’t you say to the painter, “Hey, can you make me look NOT cross eyed?” 


    You want some IOOF tomfoolerly in your life, you say? Well, just so happens the main cemetery in town is literally named I.O.O.F. Cemetery. 

  • Teresa from ConcordTeresa from Concord Concord, California
    Have to say it. What is 100F?
  • I had to google it too. It's "I.O.O.F." Independent Order of Odd Fellows.
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