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  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @Michelle I want to believe 
    Michelle
  • Chinaski said:
    Ha!  The Toronto Sun is basically our version of the New York Post so it's definitely true ;)
  • HatorianHatorian Dagobah
    edited August 2021
    Just found an old book I wrote for elementary school while helping the old man clean out his house. 

    From New York Times Best Selling Author Hatorian

    critic reviews

    “Just bad”

    “Total rip-off”

    ”I cried….for his parents”

    ”the only horror here is the grammar”

    ”go back to school you hack”


    MichelleDeecdriveCretanBullChinaskiNoelasmallcatFreddyTeresa from Concord
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Hatorian said:
    Just found an old book I wrote for elementary school while helping the old man clean out his house. 

    From New York Times Best Selling Author Hatorian

    critic reviews

    “Just bad”

    “Total rip-off”

    ”the only horror here is the grammar”

    ”go back to school you hack”


    Well, where’s the first page peek like Amazon does? What’s it about? Give us a blurb!
    Chinaski
  • HatorianHatorian Dagobah
    edited August 2021
    Haha it’s basically a rip off of Resident Evil 1 (visit evil mansion in woods=find zombies) but then it goes into a weird thing about a witch and a little girl who’s the only way to stop her. I was being a feminist before it was cool! Haha 
    DeeChinaski
  • I am happy to say though that at one point in my book the main character is indeed “alone in the dark”. Lots of foreshadowing. Keep up. 
    DeeChinaski
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    edited August 2021
    haha i was a core QA tester for that game on the PC, PS1, Dreamcast, and GB Color. we use to call the main character 'Corn Beef'. i'm pretty sure we even filed several bugs referring to him as 'Corn Beef' as oppose to 'Carnby'. ahhh those were the days!
    Hatorian
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    ok so i stopped at the grocery store for a few things. as i parked i noticed a clown (well not not actual clown but a D-Bag) double park with his giant truck and head into the store. i kinda just did a head shake eye roll and went about my business. so i'm in the store several minutes later, and i notice a trail of milk on the floor. i eye followed the trail, and low and behold it went to the double park guy who's milk was leaking from his basket. is it wrong that the first thing i thought was "how cool would it be if that was gasoline or gun powder like in the cartoon and i can just light a match?". anyways, i just went up to him and told him his basket was leaking milk. he kinda just grumbled, and of course didn't thank me. asshole.
    HatorianMichelle
  • Can't believe they didn't lead with a picture of someone eating one. 
    CretanBull
  • Where’s the Tok Tok challenge where you know what those kids are gonna try….
    CretanBull
  • asmallcat said:
    Can't believe they didn't lead with a picture of someone eating one. 
    That would be an interesting test of Canada's obscenity laws ha!
    asmallcat
  • The funny thing is that court cases here when it's the police/government pressing charges the documents read as "Her Majesty the Queen vs"  (like in America they would read "The People vs.")...I think we all need to see "Her Majesty the Queen vs Waffle Dicks".
    Teresa from ConcordDee
  • Side note cretenbull. You in fantasy football this year?
  • The one thing I swear science lies about is the fact that pop (yes pop!) actually dehydrates you more. 

    There is nothing more thirst quenching than this…



    Michellecdrive
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    Squirt n Tito's is a pleasant adult beverage.
    MichellecdriveHatorian
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Ruby Red Squirt & Vodka on ice.  Sooooo refreshing in summer.
    ChinaskiHatorian
  • Man. This owner got some balls. Apparently owners and CEOs make $14 an hour now! What a joke!


  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    Hatorian said:
    Man. This owner got some balls. Apparently owners and CEOs make $14 an hour now! What a joke!


    place is in Florida. shocker.

    Hatorian
  • wonder how many cars be bought with his PPE loans….
  • edited August 2021
    Hatorian said:
    The one thing I swear science lies about is the fact that pop (yes pop!) actually dehydrates you more. 
    Yeah I ran track and cross country in high school and the coaches always told us this bullshit (along with the lie that caffeine or carbonation, can't remember which, would "leech calcium from your bones") and even then I knew it was impossible. There are people who drink only pop. If it actually dehydrated you, they would die! It just doesn't hydrate as well as water, which fine, just tell us that, no need to lie. 

    And like, if I'm stranded in the desert, and I come across a crate of coke, guess what, I'm drinking it! The only liquid that actively dehydrates you is salt water. 
    Hatorian
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    haha my mind initially read:

    "Massive Python Filmed Pooping Out Of Shelf In Australian Supermarket"

    MichelleHatoriancdriveNoel
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Hatorian said:
    What? Do you not have snakes chilling in the supermarket there?
    Hatoriancdrive
  • cdrivecdrive Houston, TX
    Chinaski said:
    haha my mind initially read:

    "Massive Python Filmed Pooping Out Of Shelf In Australian Supermarket"

    And as if that story couldn’t be anymore Aussie AS FUCK!


    DeeHatorian
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @cdrive It’s on the school curriculum. 

    Period 1: Snake handling
    Period 2: Maths
    Period 3: Swimming (includes shark dodging module)
    cdriveFreddyNoelHatorianCretanBull
  • Period 4: Home Ec otherwise known as put avocado, Nutella and Vegemite on every food possible…
    Dee
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @Hatorian Avo and Vegemite toast is a delight. 
    Hatorian
  • It’s not bad. I’m not a fan of vegemite but I totally understand it. Way more than pineapple on pizza….ugh
    Dee
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