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  • Dee said:
    Hatorian said:
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
    Cold cuts are sliced deli meat, yeah? Like black forest ham or whatever? That’s where you use your mustard! Ham sandwich with Colman’s mustard on fresh bread is the best!
    Yea. Deli meats basically. Mustard only goes on like maybe pastrami. 
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @Hatorian You’re banned from Australia now. I’m making it happen. 
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  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Dee said:
    Hatorian said:
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
    Cold cuts are sliced deli meat, yeah? Like black forest ham or whatever? That’s where you use your mustard! Ham sandwich with Colman’s mustard on fresh bread is the best!
    Chunky mustard or creamy mustard?
    cdriveCecily
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @Freddy Well, chunky mustard would be grainy, wouldn’t it? So either/or. I love a mustard. 
  • Dee said:
    Hatorian said:
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
    Cold cuts are sliced deli meat, yeah? Like black forest ham or whatever? That’s where you use your mustard! Ham sandwich with Colman’s mustard on fresh bread is the best!
    You can have mayo AND mustard on a sandwich =P 
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  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    edited August 2020
    i find it funny that some people i know that hate mayo like tuna, chicken, potato, pasta and egg salad when it has
    mayo.

    edit: can't forget potato salad! derp!
  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    I put mustard on pretty much any sandwich that I’m eating. It’s one of my four essential items to have between the bread. Especially when it comes to a cold cut sandwich.

    -type of meat/protein
    -cheese
    -lettuce
    -mustard

    I usually have more to go along (pickle, another veggie etc) but those are required for me.
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  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Noel said:
    I put mustard on pretty much any sandwich that I’m eating. It’s one of my four essential items to have between the bread. Especially when it comes to a cold cut sandwich.

    -type of meat/protein
    -cheese
    -lettuce
    -mustard

    I usually have more to go along (pickle, another veggie etc) but those are required for me.
    This is why we’re mates. 
    ChinaskiMichellecdriveNoelMurderbearFreddy
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Sandwich requirements if you want the *best* sandwich:

    Wheat bread - not super grainy (picking grains/seeds from your teeth is not fun)
    Mayo
    Jack cheese -or- cream cheese if you want
    Sprouts
    Lettuce (shredded iceberg, never just a single leaf of wilty lettuce)
    Crispy bacon
    Avocado
    Honey roasted turkey
    Bonus: sliced olives or cucumbers

    Stack it like Dagwood and enjoy.

    ChinaskiNoelMurderbear
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    there are 2 threads talking about sandwiches!

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  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    Michelle said:
    Sandwich requirements if you want the *best* sandwich:

    Wheat bread - not super grainy (picking grains/seeds from your teeth is not fun)
    Mayo
    Jack cheese -or- cream cheese if you want
    Sprouts
    Lettuce (shredded iceberg, never just a single leaf of wilty lettuce)
    Crispy bacon
    Avocado
    Honey roasted turkey
    Bonus: sliced olives or cucumbers

    Stack it like Dagwood and enjoy.

    Same but I’m replacing the mayo with mustard. Good call on the lettuce, but I usually stack 4-5 leaves. Although I’m with the shredded lettuce as well. How do you slice the cucumber? Sometimes I’ll stack a bunch of thin pieces but other times I’ll go four thicc slices like a stovetop.
    MichelleChinaski
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Noel said:
    Same but I’m replacing the mayo with mustard. Good call on the lettuce, but I usually stack 4-5 leaves. Although I’m with the shredded lettuce as well. How do you slice the cucumber? Sometimes I’ll stack a bunch of thin pieces but other times I’ll go four thicc slices like a stovetop.
    NEVER put mustard on a TBA!   It ruins it the whole perfection of the flavor combination!

    Cucumbers semi-thin.
    NoelChinaski
  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    Michelle said:
    Noel said:
    Same but I’m replacing the mayo with mustard. Good call on the lettuce, but I usually stack 4-5 leaves. Although I’m with the shredded lettuce as well. How do you slice the cucumber? Sometimes I’ll stack a bunch of thin pieces but other times I’ll go four thicc slices like a stovetop.
    NEVER put mustard on a TBA!   It ruins it the whole perfection of the flavor combination!

    Cucumbers semi-thin.
    I’ll put extra mustard next time I make one just for you  :)
    MichelleChinaski
  • asmallcat said:
    Dee said:
    Hatorian said:
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
    Cold cuts are sliced deli meat, yeah? Like black forest ham or whatever? That’s where you use your mustard! Ham sandwich with Colman’s mustard on fresh bread is the best!
    You can have mayo AND mustard on a sandwich =P 
    My general convention is mustard on the deli meat side, mayo on the veggie side. But clean the mayo knife on the mustard side so you get some co-mingling flavor.

    Depends on the sandwich, obviously.
    cdriveChinaski
  • ketchup  - In the fridge, because I like it cold, but there's enough vinegar in it to keep it stable well beyond when it would be empty.
    mustard  - In the fridge.  Any kind.  Standard, brown, spicy, dijon.  Bring it all.
    bbq sauce - Depends.  Mustard based, and sweet sauces in the fridge.  Vinegar based in the pantry.
    soy sauce - Ambivalent.  It's not gonna go bad.
    peanut butter - Neither.  Keep it out of my house.  (Exception - stored in the pantry in the event I'm planning to make PB Fudge, PB cookies, or other PB based treats.)
    jelly - 100% fridge.  
    Bread - I don't eat much of this, so I don't buy it often, but usually leave it in the bottom of the pantry if it's purchased, or on the counter in a cake dish if it's fresh baked.  Things like leftover rolls and uncooked dough in the freezer.
    Chinaski
  • I’ve always kept my PB in the fridge just because that’s what my family always did and this thread is freaking me out that not one other person does lol
    ChinaskicdriveNoelMichelleFreddy
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Chinaski said:
    there are 2 threads talking about sandwiches!

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    Like, do I just post pics of my sandwich related adventures in both... or is this one of those situations where I have to choose a side? I mean, if its between sandwiches and everything else including sandwiches, I'm still choosing just sandwiches.
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  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    Freddy said:
    Chinaski said:
    there are 2 threads talking about sandwiches!

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    Like, do I just post pics of my sandwich related adventures in both... or is this one of those situations where I have to choose a side? I mean, if its between sandwiches and everything else including sandwiches, I'm still choosing just sandwiches.
    yeah good call @freddy, i'd say the sandwich thread for your sandwich adventures. i mean, this thread will eventually get away from sandwiches and jump into something like 'body wash or bar soap?'.
    Freddy
  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    Chinaski said:
    Freddy said:
    Chinaski said:
    there are 2 threads talking about sandwiches!

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    Like, do I just post pics of my sandwich related adventures in both... or is this one of those situations where I have to choose a side? I mean, if its between sandwiches and everything else including sandwiches, I'm still choosing just sandwiches.
    yeah good call @freddy, i'd say the sandwich thread for your sandwich adventures. i mean, this thread will eventually get away from sandwiches and jump into something like 'body wash or bar soap?'.
    Body Wash all day!
    DeeFreddyChinaskiMichelle
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    I want to have words with these bar soap people.
    ChinaskiNoel
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    edited August 2020
    I once went to a strip club in Galveston that had bar soap in the bathroom.
    ChinaskiNoel
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Dee said:
    I want to have words with these bar soap people.
    You certainly don't want to have hands with them. Disgusting, the lot of 'em.
    DeeChinaskiNoelMichelle
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Freddy said:
    Dee said:
    I want to have words with these bar soap people.
    You certainly don't want to have hands with them. Disgusting, the lot of 'em.

    MichelleNoelChinaski
  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    Freddy said:
    I once went to a strip club in Galveston that had bar soap in the bathroom.
    Very on brand for Galveston
    ChinaskiFreddy
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Chinaski said:
    body wash or bar soap?
    Bath & Body Works shower gel all day every day, :heart:
    ChinaskiNoel
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    My daughter uses bars because she likes some hippy dippy hemp soap some friend of her (hippy dippy) dad makes and he sends her a box of the stuff every few months. Honestly, I don’t want her in my shower but society frowns on you not letting your kids use the bathroom. 
    ChinaskiNoelMichelleMurderbearFreddyHatorian
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    edited August 2020
    Noel said:
    Freddy said:
    I once went to a strip club in Galveston that had bar soap in the bathroom.
    Very on brand for Galveston
    Ocean Cabaret. It is literally the grossest building I've ever been in. The best way to describe it is to imagine the grossest bathroom you've ever been in. Now imagine that was the whole building, and it had an even grosser bathroom in it.
    NoelChinaski
  • NoelNoel Dallas, TX
    Freddy said:
    Noel said:
    Freddy said:
    I once went to a strip club in Galveston that had bar soap in the bathroom.
    Very on brand for Galveston
    Ocean Cabaret. It is literally the grossest building I've ever been in. The best way to describe it is to imagine the grossest bathroom you've ever been in. Now imagine that was the whole building, and it had an even grosser bathroom in it.
    “Ocean Cabaret” is fucking hilarious. Like they don’t have a gulf, Yucatán, Cuba and Florida blocking them from an actual ocean. 
    Chinaski
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Noel said:
    Freddy said:
    Noel said:
    Freddy said:
    I once went to a strip club in Galveston that had bar soap in the bathroom.
    Very on brand for Galveston
    Ocean Cabaret. It is literally the grossest building I've ever been in. The best way to describe it is to imagine the grossest bathroom you've ever been in. Now imagine that was the whole building, and it had an even grosser bathroom in it.
    “Ocean Cabaret” is fucking hilarious. Like they don’t have a gulf, Yucatán, Cuba and Florida blocking them from an actual ocean. 
    It gets better. It's technically in Texas City, so there is Galveston blocking it as well.
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