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  • MichelleMichelle California
    Freddy said:
    Bread belongs either in my belly or on the ground waiting for some stupid duck to eat it.
    NEVER feed bread to ducks or birds!  It swells in their stomachs and can kill them. :cry:
    Dee
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Dee said:
    @Murderbear Freezer!
    Like, always?  Even the loaf that you're currently working your way through?
    Murderbear
  • Chinaski said:
    to refrigerate or not refrigerate:

    ketchup
    mustard
    bbq sauce
    soy sauce
    peanut butter
    jelly
    Most of this stuff specifically says refrigerate after opening, except soy sauce and most peanut butter (some natural stuff does say you have to refrigerate after opening). Also, hot take alert - if you don't have room in your fridge for a few condiment bottles, you need to clean out your fridge. 

    We don't usually have bread around now, but when I was a kid we kept it in a bread box like the one pictured above, and now we just keep it in a sealed container (bag if it's store bought bulk stuff, tupperware if home meade) on the counter (occasionally in the fridge if we are saving it for a specific meal several days out). 
  • ketchup up to you
    mustard throw away
    bbq sauce up to you 
    soy sauce up to you 
    peanut butter NO. Hard peanut butter is the worst
    jelly yes
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    edited July 2020
    Michelle said:
    Freddy said:
    Bread belongs either in my belly or on the ground waiting for some stupid duck to eat it.
    NEVER feed bread to ducks or birds!  It swells in their stomachs and can kill them. :cry:
    Now I don't know who believe!? Big duck or big bread!?

    MurderbearTraviscdriveDeeNoelChinaskiMichelleCretanBull
  • MurderbearMurderbear Cold Spring, Ky
    I saw someone making that sign....

    DeeMichelle
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Freddy said:
    Bread belongs either in my belly or on the ground waiting for some stupid duck to eat it.
    You’re not meant to give ducks bread. I got told off once by an old lady for doing it. 
    Michelle
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Michelle said:
    Dee said:
    @Murderbear Freezer!
    Like, always?  Even the loaf that you're currently working your way through?
    Yeah, it’s just me - even when Lily is around she is coeliac so she has gf bread. I only eat a slice or two every couple of days, so if I don’t freeze it, it would go stale or mouldy before I even got halfway through it.
  • DeeDee Adelaide

    Freddy said:
    Michelle said:
    Freddy said:
    Bread belongs either in my belly or on the ground waiting for some stupid duck to eat it.
    NEVER feed bread to ducks or birds!  It swells in their stomachs and can kill them. :cry:
    Now I don't know who believe!? Big duck or big bread!?

    That bloody cranky old lady has had me starving ducks for years! 
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    Also I should read the whole thread before throwing my opinions in. 
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    Dee said:
    Also I should read the whole thread before throwing my opinions in. 
    That's not how to message board. You should just throw any wild thought out there, information be damned.
    cdriveDeeNoelMichelle
  • That duck looks sketchy as fuck. Clearly trying to play us for a better meal. Bread is the only food that rots?
    cdriveDeeNoelChinaskiFreddyMichelleCretanBull
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    chunky or creamy peanut butter?
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    @Chinaski The other day I was watching something where they said that smooth peanut butter outsells crunchy by 5 to 1 in America and THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU PEOPLE. 
    ChinaskiMichelleNoel
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    @Dee i'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're Team Chunky..
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    edited August 2020
    @Chinaski I don’t think I’ve ever bought smooth in my life. I guess I can see its use if you cook with it. 
    ChinaskiNoel
  • cdrivecdrive Houston, TX

    Hey! I am not zeempressed with zees hatred for zee mustard going on in here, guys! 


    johnnytruantMurderbearChinaskiFreddyMichelleNoel
  • The mustard hate is honestly pretty wild to me.
    cdriveMurderbearFreddyNoel
  • MurderbearMurderbear Cold Spring, Ky
    Agreed. Mustard rules. Obviously plain old French's is bottom tier but even that is great.
    cdrivejohnnytruantFreddyNoel
  • FreddyFreddy Denton, Texas
    cdriveChinaskiMichelle
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    i didn't really like mustard as kid, but as i got older i grew to like it.
    Michelle
  • MichelleMichelle California
    Chinaski said:
    chunky or creamy peanut butter?
    Team creamy!
    HatorianBrieanne
  • bizmarkiefaderbizmarkiefader San Francisco
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    DeeNoel
  • Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    2x Oscar winner (and creep) Kevin Spacey starred in Nine Lives as a man who turned into a cat.
    JoshuaHeter
  • MurderbearMurderbear Cold Spring, Ky
    Nine Lives is still probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
    Chinaski
  • ChinaskiChinaski Santa Cruz, CA
    Nine Lives is still probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
    haha, you watched Nine Lives :D
    DeeNoelMurderbear
  • DeeDee Adelaide
    edited August 2020
    Hatorian said:
    Mayonnaise can also go to hell. It is insane that it is a default condiment on so many sandwiches and burgers in this country. 
    Mayo definitely goes on pretty much any cold cut sandwich. Burgers only if it has bacon. 
    Cold cuts are sliced deli meat, yeah? Like black forest ham or whatever? That’s where you use your mustard! Ham sandwich with Colman’s mustard on fresh bread is the best!
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