Travis

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  • General Tomfoolery

    Oreo just asked what kind of Oreo Cookie I am. I don't know you, man!
    cdriveFreddy
  • What's Making Your Day Today?

    This whole famous people cannibalism thing sounds like QAnon...isn't that more or less the idea behind adrenochrome? 

    I'm not saying that @Travis is full-on Qanon, but I did read it on Twitter ;)
    *Slow clap with a simultaneous nod*
    Well done, sir. Top drawer!
    CretanBull
  • What's Making Your Day Today?

    Chinaski said:
    Travis said:
    My day is being made by saying that (insert famous person relevant to the post) is a legit cannibal according to my sources and admitting that my sources are entirely unreliable on Twitter. I don't think anyone else thinks this is funny, but I'm deeply amused by it and has improved my mood by at least 23%.
    is it Ian Ziering? he strikes me as a legit cannibal.


    He's one of many. You'd be SHOCKED at how many famous cannibals there are. Definitely Simon Baker, that lady from Paramore (it's my understanding that the band Paramore is some sort of cannibalistic cult. Keely from Ted Lasso, Brad Pitt and Max Scherzer 100%! You ever wonder where Tom Brady's everlasting youth comes from? Fucking eating fools. Wonder how Joe Biden has the stamina to be President? Fucking eating fools. Bob Barr too. I think they "dine together" in secret.*

    *this is all terribly sourced by completely unreliable people.

    cdriveMichelleChinaski
  • Welcome Wagon Thread! New to Bald Move? Have questions? Introduce yourself here, and/or ask away!

    I just want to put this little warning out to any new Bald Movers. My sources tell me that Jim and A.Ron both are cannibals. I mean, like they legit eat fools. Now I can't directly say that supporting Bald Move is supporting cannibalism, but if the word of Peace Box, the resident bongo artist/pet psychic on Third Street is to be trusted, it might be.
    cdriveCretanBullawookiee
  • What's Making Your Day Today?

    My day is being made by saying that (insert famous person relevant to the post) is a legit cannibal according to my sources and admitting that my sources are entirely unreliable on Twitter. I don't think anyone else thinks this is funny, but I'm deeply amused by it and has improved my mood by at least 23%.
    cdriveChinaski